Joke of the day........

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3M 30 Jan 6:33am, 30 Jan 2024 23,208 posts	0 3M A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper bends way down and puts his hands on his knees so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby? Or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?" She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet little voice, "I don't fink my pyfon weally cares."
Yakima Canutt 30 Jan 9:26pm, 30 Jan 2024 21 posts	0 Yakima Canutt Reminds me of the tale when the Norse God Thor came to earth in disguise to find the warmth of a Woman for a night of passion. After seducing a young barmaid he was wracked with guilt and felt he had to be truthful and reveal his identity. "I've not been honest with you. I'm Thor" he said. "Oh tho am I but what thuper evening."
buttscratcher 30 Jan 10:21pm, 30 Jan 2024 437 posts	0 buttscratcher I've written a classic book about a bisexual whale It's called Maybe Dick
Jock Itch 1 Feb 11:43am, 1 Feb 2024 14,006 posts	0 Jock Itch Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?
Surrey Phil 1 Feb 12:06pm, 1 Feb 2024 10,167 posts	0 Surrey Phil I'm sure you'll bend over backwards to get it returned.
Derby Tup 1 Feb 2:28pm, 1 Feb 2024 64,134 posts	0 Derby Tup Think we need to raise the bar a bit
Nellers 1 Feb 2:29pm, 1 Feb 2024 42,091 posts	0 Nellers Two bad limbo dancers walked into a bar?
Groundhog 3 Feb 8:59pm, 3 Feb 2024 5,973 posts	0 Groundhog I just found out there's a word for that condition where you can't get to sleep but keep eating instead. It's called insom-nom-nom-nomnia
NordRunner 4 Feb 7:40am, 4 Feb 2024 4,074 posts	0 NordRunner Those people want to be careful - you can actually choke from dreaming of eating and drinking - its called slurp apnea.
Sigh 4 Feb 2:08pm, 4 Feb 2024 25,251 posts	0 Sigh