Joke of the day........

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5 Feb
4:32pm, 5 Feb 2024
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Jock Itch
When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, covered in bee stings and smelling like honey.

You know she's a keeper.
8 Feb
12:27pm, 8 Feb 2024
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Jock Itch
l've been offered some work with a dried fruit company.

Just waiting for them to get back to me with some dates.
8 Feb
1:02pm, 8 Feb 2024
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Mushroom
Hope they're not raisin your hopes...
8 Feb
1:03pm, 8 Feb 2024
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swittle
Currant trends suggest sales will result in raisin profits.
8 Feb
1:04pm, 8 Feb 2024
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Pou Pou le Phook
The currant work climate is looking up!
8 Feb
1:06pm, 8 Feb 2024
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swittle
No need to prune the workforce, then :)
8 Feb
1:52pm, 8 Feb 2024
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Diogenes
Only desiccated job-seekers need apply
8 Feb
2:26pm, 8 Feb 2024
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57.5 Days of Pain
If you think these puns are funny you're nuts. Try raisin the quality.
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3:00pm, 8 Feb 2024
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Weean
there's no a-peel
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3:46pm, 8 Feb 2024
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Derby Tup
These jokes don't suet everyone

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