Joke of the day........

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Seratonin 8 Feb 9:02pm, 8 Feb 2024 47,969 posts	0 Seratonin These puns are an insultana to our intelligence
swittle 8 Feb 11:16pm, 8 Feb 2024 105,316 posts	0 swittle I don't give a fig for this merriment.
Mozzer 9 Feb 11:25am, 9 Feb 2024 86 posts	0 Mozzer I hate showing off, virtue signalling and humble bragging, which is why you don't see me using forums like this to talk about the successful orphanage I run for emus with PTSD.
Nellers 9 Feb 11:38am, 9 Feb 2024 42,143 posts	0 Nellers The England team walk into an orphanage for emus with PTSD?
Mushroom 12 Feb 10:37am, 12 Feb 2024 3,021 posts	0 Mushroom My wife and I met at a 'Make a Jelly in the Shape of a US President' class. I knew she was the one, from the moment I set Eisenhower...
Diogenes 12 Feb 11:19am, 12 Feb 2024 84,511 posts	0 Diogenes I hope that's Truman
Mushroom 12 Feb 11:41am, 12 Feb 2024 3,022 posts	0 Mushroom No actually, she set eyes on my Johnson..
Diogenes 12 Feb 12:41pm, 12 Feb 2024 84,513 posts	0 Diogenes Well, I can't Trump that.
jda 12 Feb 12:46pm, 12 Feb 2024 16,464 posts	0 jda I'm just Biden my time till this line of puns dies out.
Nicholls595 12 Feb 12:51pm, 12 Feb 2024 31,533 posts	0 Nicholls595 That's so good, I feel I ought to send a card, just off down Clintons