Joke of the day........

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Jock Itch Feb 2024 8:28pm, 13 Feb 2024 14,011 posts	0 Jock Itch What's it called when you kill chickpeas? Hummus-ide.
Mozzer Feb 2024 7:51am, 14 Feb 2024 87 posts	0 Mozzer For a treat I bought my wife a fur coat made out of 3600 hamsters. We went to Blackpool; I couldn't get her off the big wheel for 2 days
colindglen Feb 2024 8:21am, 14 Feb 2024 4,052 posts	0 colindglen What's the best number of Roses to give the wife for Valentine's Day? 6? 12? 24? Or the whole tin?
Mushroom Feb 2024 2:02pm, 14 Feb 2024 3,025 posts	0 Mushroom There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot..
Diogenes Feb 2024 2:51pm, 14 Feb 2024 84,559 posts	0 Diogenes I saw a film about fishing the other day. It was very boring but it featured a great cast.
DocM Feb 2024 2:56pm, 14 Feb 2024 48,720 posts	0 DocM the net result of two fishing jokes in a row is going to be a reely fishy. can we draw a line?
Gogsy! Feb 2024 3:07pm, 14 Feb 2024 613 posts	0 Gogsy! I sense more carp jokes on the horizon
Silent Runner Feb 2024 3:10pm, 14 Feb 2024 1,021 posts	0 Silent Runner If you’ve come here expecting good quality fish puns, bream on…
jda Feb 2024 3:15pm, 14 Feb 2024 16,487 posts	0 jda There's a time and a plaice...
57.5 Days of Pain Feb 2024 4:06pm, 14 Feb 2024 17,066 posts	0 57.5 Days of Pain Oh Cod! I've haddock up to here with puns this week. I hake them.