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Jock Itch Feb 2024 7:27pm, 17 Feb 2024 14,013 posts	0 Jock Itch I once dated a woman who was 1/4 Chinese, 1/4 Turkish, 1/4 Danish, and 1/4 Vietnamese. She was great but I had to break up with her. Too many red flags.
DocM Feb 2024 7:25pm, 19 Feb 2024 48,736 posts	0 DocM A man walks into a pub carrying a lump of tarmac. "One for me" he says, "and one for the road".
Sigh Feb 2024 5:42am, 21 Feb 2024 25,542 posts	0 Sigh I've got a date with a woman who identifies as a wheelie bin, but I can't remember if I'm taking her out on Tuesday or Wednesday.
3M Feb 2024 9:06am, 21 Feb 2024 23,419 posts	0 3M Careful Sigh, she's probably got a history of dumping dates.
Red Squirrel Feb 2024 9:15am, 21 Feb 2024 23,425 posts	0 Red Squirrel Hope you have a wheelie nice time
Eynsham Red Feb 2024 9:18am, 21 Feb 2024 10,701 posts	0 Eynsham Red If you get the date wrong Sigh you might get recycled.
No.12 Feb 2024 10:10am, 21 Feb 2024 3,602 posts	0 No.12 Bin there, done that.
GordonG Feb 2024 10:17am, 21 Feb 2024 10,235 posts	0 GordonG These puns are rubbish
richmac Feb 2024 10:19am, 21 Feb 2024 26,079 posts	0 richmac As long as your kerbside by 7
Surrey Phil Feb 2024 10:37am, 21 Feb 2024 10,220 posts	0 Surrey Phil I refuse to be drawn into these puns.