Joke of the day........

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AndyS 21 Feb 5:56pm, 21 Feb 2024 2,650 posts	0 AndyS This thread can get in the bin.
jda 21 Feb 6:07pm, 21 Feb 2024 16,544 posts	0 jda Lots of great punning opportunities have gone to waste.
mr d 21 Feb 7:05pm, 21 Feb 2024 6,583 posts	0 mr d My wife yelled from upstairs and asked: "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied: "No." She responded: "How about now?"
Jason1969 22 Feb 10:34am, 22 Feb 2024 12,951 posts	0 Jason1969 My wife asked me to choose which of her friends to have a threesome with. Apparently I was only supposed to choose one.
Jock Itch 22 Feb 12:05pm, 22 Feb 2024 14,016 posts	0 Jock Itch Dung beetle walks into a bar.... "Is this stool taken?"
Brunski 22 Feb 3:36pm, 22 Feb 2024 2,318 posts	0 Brunski My 3 year old asked me this morning where poo came from. I thought about it for a minute, decided he was ready for my explanation and then carefully answered. He looked a bit perplexed, then said "...and Tigger?"
richmac 22 Feb 7:00pm, 22 Feb 2024 26,100 posts	0 richmac Anus
Stander 23 Feb 8:19am, 23 Feb 2024 210 posts	0 Stander My Mrs asked me to bring home some stuff for her pancakes. She wasn't happy when I came back with a push up bra . That's when the fight started.
NordRunner 23 Feb 2:13pm, 23 Feb 2024 4,126 posts	0 NordRunner I've got a problem with the diodes down my left side. The doctors have confirmed this with a test battery.
Jock Itch 24 Feb 9:12pm, 24 Feb 2024 14,017 posts	0 Jock Itch I poured Domestos over the vicar yesterday... I've just been arrested for a bleach of the priest.