Joke of the day........

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28 Feb
10:08am, 28 Feb 2024
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Mushroom
Apparently, Liverpool are being stripped of their League Cup win, after several players have tested positive for traces of Calpol..
28 Feb
11:23am, 28 Feb 2024
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Derby Tup
:-)
29 Feb
10:32am, 29 Feb 2024
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mr d
Who hides in the bathroom at parties?

The party-pooper.
29 Feb
10:51am, 29 Feb 2024
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Diogenes
It should be Jonah Lewie, but he's always in the kitchen.
29 Feb
4:32pm, 29 Feb 2024
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57.5 Days of Pain
Combining the last two contributions leaves an unfortunate image. 💩
29 Feb
5:16pm, 29 Feb 2024
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AndyS
Ah, that would be Jonah Loo-ie.
2 Mar
6:46pm, 2 Mar 2024
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Mushroom
Yazz. Great singer, terrible lift attendant..
2 Mar
7:48pm, 2 Mar 2024
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Sigh
Yazz. Great singer, terrible lift attendant..


Sade is a much better lift attendant.
2 Mar
7:56pm, 2 Mar 2024
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richmac
Showed the kids a floppy disk I found in a drawer this morning.

They thought it was cool I 3D printed the save icon

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4 Mar
12:51pm, 4 Mar 2024
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Jock Itch
I asked my friend Sam to sing a song about the iPhone.

And then Samsung.

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