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Joke of the day........

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Mushroom Feb 2024 10:08am, 28 Feb 2024 3,039 posts	0 Mushroom Apparently, Liverpool are being stripped of their League Cup win, after several players have tested positive for traces of Calpol..
Derby Tup Feb 2024 11:23am, 28 Feb 2024 64,649 posts	0 Derby Tup
mr d Feb 2024 10:32am, 29 Feb 2024 6,586 posts	0 mr d Who hides in the bathroom at parties? The party-pooper.
Diogenes Feb 2024 10:51am, 29 Feb 2024 84,802 posts	0 Diogenes It should be Jonah Lewie, but he's always in the kitchen.
57.5 Days of Pain Feb 2024 4:32pm, 29 Feb 2024 17,288 posts	0 57.5 Days of Pain Combining the last two contributions leaves an unfortunate image. 💩
AndyS Feb 2024 5:16pm, 29 Feb 2024 2,667 posts	0 AndyS Ah, that would be Jonah Loo-ie.
Mushroom Mar 2024 6:46pm, 2 Mar 2024 3,042 posts	0 Mushroom Yazz. Great singer, terrible lift attendant..
Sigh Mar 2024 7:48pm, 2 Mar 2024 25,733 posts	0 Sigh Yazz. Great singer, terrible lift attendant.. Sade is a much better lift attendant.
richmac Mar 2024 7:56pm, 2 Mar 2024 26,235 posts	0 richmac Showed the kids a floppy disk I found in a drawer this morning. They thought it was cool I 3D printed the save icon Gits
Jock Itch Mar 2024 12:51pm, 4 Mar 2024 14,019 posts	0 Jock Itch I asked my friend Sam to sing a song about the iPhone. And then Samsung.