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10 Mar
8:22pm, 10 Mar 2024
26,335 posts
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richmac
Then refill my faith
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10 Mar
9:47pm, 10 Mar 2024
48,624 posts
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Seratonin
I Quink these pen puns are naff
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11 Mar
6:56am, 11 Mar 2024
1,026 posts
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Silent Runner
If I hide a pen pun in this post, will people still think well of me?
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11 Mar
7:43am, 11 Mar 2024
3,060 posts
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Mushroom
No, it's just a big blot against you..
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11 Mar
11:13am, 11 Mar 2024
10,257 posts
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Surrey Phil
Now we've got the lid off, I'm sure they'll dry out.
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16 Mar
9:43am, 16 Mar 2024
4,090 posts
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Oranj
Apparently 30% of owners let their pet sleep in their bed.
I tried it and my goldfish died.
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16 Mar
4:22pm, 16 Mar 2024
6,066 posts
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daz1927
A very naive young man is going out with a more experienced woman, and after three dates, all he has done is kiss her, finally, she says to him, “Do you want to see my other mouth”?
He says, “You have got another mouth?”
She says, “Yes, want to see it?”
He says, “OK”
So, she lifts her skirt, slides off her panties, opens her legs and says, “See, this is my other mouth.”
She holds herself open and says, “See these are my other lips.”
He looks closely and says, “Has it got a tongue in it?”
She says, “No, not yet”.
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16 Mar
7:45pm, 16 Mar 2024
3,796 posts
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Mr. K.
An American joke..
An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man. He yells,
"Look what you did to my car! You're going to give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"
"Oh my…" the old man said nervously. "I don't have that kind of money. Let me call my son.” he said with hope. “He trains dolphins and he will know what to do.""Dolphins!" the other driver huffed, while rolling his eyes.
The old man pulled out his phone, dialed his son, and just as his son answered, the irate man snatched the phone away from the old man.
"So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh?” The irate man yelled, “Well, your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need TEN GRAND right now, or I'm going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp!"
"I'll be there in 10 minutes." says the voice calmly on the other end.
Exactly 10 minutes later, a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road.
When he finished, he walked over to his father and said,"For the last time dad, I train Seals… Navy Seals. NOT dolphins!”
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16 Mar
8:23pm, 16 Mar 2024
48,739 posts
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Seratonin
I like that one
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17 Mar
2:51pm, 17 Mar 2024
6,067 posts
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daz1927
A boy comes home from school at 7pm
His dad says "Where have you been?"
"I was with Jessica."
"What were you doing"?
"We were studying"...
After picking a snack up off the table the son says, "These fishcakes are lovely"...
Dad replies, "Wash your hands son; they're fucking donuts"...
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Mundane Joke Thread
Nov 2021
