Joke of the day........

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Mushroom 5 Mar 3:13pm, 5 Mar 2024 3,050 posts	0 Mushroom I still ask my newsagent if he stocks the Dandy, knowing full well the answer will Beano.
Mushroom 6 Mar 11:51am, 6 Mar 2024 3,051 posts	0 Mushroom Taking my dog, Shark, to the beach was a mistake..
Sigh 7 Mar 8:13am, 7 Mar 2024 25,816 posts	0 Sigh Every time I drink Magners or Bulmers, I swear like a trooper. I must be suffering from cider fecks.
Jock Itch 7 Mar 12:11pm, 7 Mar 2024 14,020 posts	0 Jock Itch Why was Billy Joel's laundry still wet? He didn't start the dryer.
Mushroom 8 Mar 8:43am, 8 Mar 2024 3,054 posts	0 Mushroom I bought some shares in Magners, after a tip off from a friend, that they were merging with another company. Now I'm worried that might be in cider trading...
Crash Hamster 8 Mar 7:28pm, 8 Mar 2024 1,014 posts	0 Crash Hamster A quarter of my roof blew off in last night's storm. Oof.
57.5 Days of Pain 8 Mar 7:41pm, 8 Mar 2024 17,395 posts	0 57.5 Days of Pain A quarter of my roof blew off in last night's storm. Oof. At least you didn't lose half the roof. That would have been a serious preposition.
um 8 Mar 8:12pm, 8 Mar 2024 8,262 posts	0 um Lost half your roof? oo(-er)!
colindglen 9 Mar 8:15am, 9 Mar 2024 4,106 posts	0 colindglen Lost a quarter of your roof tiles? You'll roo the day that happened
Bazoaxe 9 Mar 8:21am, 9 Mar 2024 26,425 posts	0 Bazoaxe A quarter of your roof tiles blew orf?