Joke of the day........

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Seratonin 17 Mar 6:12pm, 17 Mar 2024 48,764 posts	0 Seratonin He could have been eating Scampi Fries Daz 😉
3M 18 Mar 3:17pm, 18 Mar 2024 23,611 posts	0 3M I've been told that it is important not to iron any four leaf clovers that are found, as you don't want to press your luck.
daz1927 18 Mar 8:01pm, 18 Mar 2024 6,068 posts	0 daz1927 The older I get, the more I can feel women dressing me with their eyes……
daz1927 18 Mar 8:02pm, 18 Mar 2024 6,069 posts	0 daz1927 Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off. I think I’m being stalked
NordRunner 18 Mar 11:13pm, 18 Mar 2024 4,181 posts	0 NordRunner Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off. I think I’m being stalked If they leave them on your pillow it's probably mafia hippies.
Fenland Flier 19 Mar 12:48am, 19 Mar 2024 11,447 posts	0 Fenland Flier I was going to jog today. You said that yesterday. I know, it's just a running joke.
Stander 19 Mar 8:25am, 19 Mar 2024 212 posts	0 Stander Sweepstake entries everyone for how long it takes for Daz to get another ban?
Derby Tup 19 Mar 8:51am, 19 Mar 2024 65,065 posts	0 Derby Tup His latest jokes are that bad he deserves a ban
Stander 19 Mar 12:52pm, 19 Mar 2024 213 posts	0 Stander bbc.co.uk Someone didn't think about what they were writing. BBC News website report into the first conviction in the UK of cyber flashing She said it was a "hard threshold" for prosecutors to prove if a defendant intended to cause alarm, distress or humiliation.
jda 19 Mar 2:03pm, 19 Mar 2024 16,723 posts	0 jda Did they get a stiff sentence?