Joke of the day........

2 lurkers | 506 watchers

Derby Tup Jan 2024 10:58am, 5 Jan 2024 63,417 posts	0 Derby Tup
richmac Jan 2024 12:00pm, 5 Jan 2024 25,325 posts	0 richmac As an amputee I approve
Muttley Jan 2024 12:03pm, 5 Jan 2024 2,892 posts	0 Muttley He was always going to be convicted. His lawyer said he didn't have a leg to stand on.
Maclennane Jan 2024 6:49pm, 7 Jan 2024 31,801 posts	0 Maclennane Not all construction tasks are equally interesting For instance, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting
3M Jan 2024 7:56pm, 7 Jan 2024 23,007 posts	0 3M The section heading from an old copy of the Yellow Pages: "Boring: see Civil Engineers"
Maclennane Jan 2024 10:20pm, 7 Jan 2024 31,802 posts	0 Maclennane The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, “Surely, it’s not going to rain today?” And she replied, “Yes it is, and don’t call me Shirley.” That was when I realized I’d left my phone on Airplane mode.
Mushroom Jan 2024 11:03am, 8 Jan 2024 2,987 posts	0 Mushroom If you can't tell how powerful a French car is whilst locked in the trunk, then I'm afraid you simply don't know voiture torque in a boot...
Mountkeen Jan 2024 4:35pm, 8 Jan 2024 536 posts	0 Mountkeen Rearrange these letters to form words: 1. PIENS 2. BUTTSXE Did you get "SPINE" and "SUBTEXT"? Yeah....neither did I
Diogenes Jan 2024 11:05pm, 9 Jan 2024 83,834 posts	0 Diogenes What's the sleaziest way of fitting four multiple choice options into one? A) Be Seedy
Mushroom Jan 2024 2:53pm, 10 Jan 2024 2,990 posts	0 Mushroom My mate has just phoned me, in floods of tears. His wife has left him, taken his Bob Marley LP collection, and the satellite dish. Poor bugger. No woman, no sky..