Joke of the day........

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Pou Pou le Phook Jan 2024 4:15pm, 10 Jan 2024 4,249 posts	0 Pou Pou le Phook Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall? So he could see her crack.
Diogenes Jan 2024 4:18pm, 10 Jan 2024 83,871 posts	0 Diogenes And I thought he was a good egg
GordonG Jan 2024 4:53pm, 10 Jan 2024 10,193 posts	0 GordonG Then the yolk's on you.
richmac Jan 2024 4:55pm, 10 Jan 2024 25,406 posts	0 richmac That joke was poached
57.5 Days of Pain Jan 2024 5:06pm, 10 Jan 2024 16,020 posts	0 57.5 Days of Pain I tried to white a pun here but my mind is scrambled.
jda Jan 2024 5:26pm, 10 Jan 2024 16,206 posts	0 jda Is that a terrible egg joke or a meringue? Naw, yer right it's a terrible egg joke.
Marvin Jan 2024 5:35pm, 10 Jan 2024 212 posts	0 Marvin If he only used the whites for the pun it's not surprising he peaked quickly.
Surrey Phil Jan 2024 5:47pm, 10 Jan 2024 10,127 posts	0 Surrey Phil Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall? As Bonnie Tyler might say, "a total ellipse of the heart."
Silent Runner Jan 2024 7:28pm, 10 Jan 2024 1,015 posts	0 Silent Runner I'm glad Fetcheveryone is free. I wouldn't want to shell out for puns like these.
57.5 Days of Pain Jan 2024 7:32pm, 10 Jan 2024 16,025 posts	0 57.5 Days of Pain I'm glad Fetcheveryone is free. I wouldn't want to shell out for puns like these. Eggsactly!