Joke of the day........

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Mr. K. Dec 2023 1:40pm, 31 Dec 2023 3,792 posts	0 Mr. K. I've decided to do my bit for the environment in 2024. I'm going to stop using spray on deodorant. Roll on next year.
Maclennane 2 Jan 4:00pm, 2 Jan 2024 31,777 posts	0 Maclennane You've heard of pop tarts why are there no mom tarts? because of the pastriachy
Muttley 3 Jan 8:54am, 3 Jan 2024 2,886 posts	0 Muttley I got an email telling me how to read maps backward. It was spam.
Mushroom 3 Jan 12:41pm, 3 Jan 2024 2,980 posts	0 Mushroom
Derby Tup 3 Jan 12:46pm, 3 Jan 2024 63,374 posts	0 Derby Tup Only the 3rd of Jan and standards are slipping already
Maclennane 3 Jan 12:54pm, 3 Jan 2024 31,787 posts	0 Maclennane I'm impressed that you came here with expectations. If you're going to meet the definition of crazy, it's good to do so in a positive way.
Red Squirrel 3 Jan 2:55pm, 3 Jan 2024 23,239 posts	0 Red Squirrel Aw Tup - I love the top 3 jokes on this page. Especially well done Mutts.
Bazoaxe 3 Jan 6:45pm, 3 Jan 2024 26,170 posts	0 Bazoaxe This ones a true story from a family member last week but would make a good joke. Needs to be done in a Glasgow accent. Two edinburgh people in a coffee shop through Glasgow way, one orders an iced coffee and the other a latte Waitress puts them down and points to one and says thats the oat wan. The recipient says I didnt want oat milk, just normal milk. I said the hoat replies the waitress.
Big_G 3 Jan 7:58pm, 3 Jan 2024 3,193 posts	0 Big_G A wise man once said, "it's better to say nothing at all.” An even wiser man didn’t say that.
PK 5 Jan 10:54am, 5 Jan 2024 1,266 posts	0 PK I see Oscar Pistorious has been released. Bet that's put a spring in his step!