Joke of the day........

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Mushroom Dec 2023 3:19pm, 20 Dec 2023 2,974 posts	0 Mushroom I hired an eastern European cleaner for my home the other day. She was useless. She just dawdled and wouldn't hurry up when hoovering the floors. She was a slo-vac...
richmachristmas Dec 2023 3:22pm, 20 Dec 2023 25,043 posts	0 richmachristmas Neil Diamond recently bought a life times supply of EX US navy 4 wheel drives That's right he'll be forever in blue Jeeps
Jock Itch Dec 2023 3:56pm, 21 Dec 2023 13,994 posts	0 Jock Itch I walked into a toy store to do some early Christmas shopping and asked the assistant, “Where are the Schwarzenegger dolls?” He said: "Aisle B, back."
Big_G Dec 2023 5:25pm, 21 Dec 2023 3,160 posts	0 Big_G What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig.
K5 Gus Dec 2023 5:37pm, 21 Dec 2023 6,008 posts	0 K5 Gus I walked into a toy store to do some early Christmas shopping and asked the assistant, “Where are the Schwarzenegger dolls?” He said: "Aisle B, back." It's a few years since I posted this one
Sigh Dec 2023 10:10am, 24 Dec 2023 24,263 posts	0 Sigh Tesco: Good, occasionally busy later. Sainsbury's: Moderate to good, rough in the toilet roll aisle. Asda: Slight to moderate, heavy crowds by evening. Morrison's, M&S, Co-Op: Fair. Waitrose: Fair to moderate. Lidl: Rough at first, easing later. And that's the end of the Shopping Forecast.
I saw 3Ms come sailing in Dec 2023 10:14am, 24 Dec 2023 22,933 posts	0 I saw 3Ms come sailing in Well done Sigh! I defy you not to have that particular rising and falling cadence when you read it out loud.
Nord SledRunner Dec 2023 10:22am, 24 Dec 2023 3,862 posts	0 Nord SledRunner My grandmother is dyslexic for acronyms. I discovered this when I read another thought after the PS on the xmas card from her: FFS come and visit soon!
Big_G Dec 2023 12:54pm, 24 Dec 2023 3,165 posts	0 Big_G I was trying to think of a (Christmas) tree pun, but I’m stumped.
57.5 Days of Xmas Dec 2023 1:10pm, 24 Dec 2023 15,623 posts	0 57.5 Days of Xmas I was trying to think of a (Christmas) tree pun, but I’m stumped. A few of them might spruce up the thread fir the holiday season!