Joke of the day........

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Foxy Dec 2023 4:44pm, 19 Dec 2023 34,741 posts	0 Foxy I hear Neil Diamond has sold his Saab on Ebay Swede Car On Line !
Big_G Dec 2023 6:02pm, 19 Dec 2023 3,157 posts	0 Big_G Two limbo players walked into a bar. They both lost.
Derby Tup Dec 2023 8:28pm, 19 Dec 2023 62,935 posts	0 Derby Tup What's six foot long and full of snot? An elephant's trunk
Brunski Dec 2023 9:39am, 20 Dec 2023 2,288 posts	0 Brunski My wife was bitten by a radioactive owl the other day, and ever since has been making all decisions for me. Apparently she's been given power of a Tawny.
swittle Dec 2023 9:40am, 20 Dec 2023 103,424 posts	0 swittle ^
Mushroom Dec 2023 9:45am, 20 Dec 2023 2,972 posts	0 Mushroom I've been given a verbal warning at my new job. Apparently I'm not supposed to be over friendly and kiss the customers. Apart from that, I'm really enjoying my job at the mortuary.
Mr. K. Dec 2023 12:13pm, 20 Dec 2023 3,791 posts	0 Mr. K. I went to the RNLI Christmas party last night. They really know how to push the boat out.
Treborstreet Dec 2023 12:18pm, 20 Dec 2023 215 posts	0 Treborstreet I saw a lion and a witch carrying a large heavy wardrobe down the street, intrigued I shouted “where are you going with that?” “Narnia business” they shouted back.
Sigh Dec 2023 12:50pm, 20 Dec 2023 24,202 posts	0 Sigh I'M SO EXCITED...My kids wanted to give me a special Christmas present. So with 1 dart and a world map they said to close your eyes and throw it - and wherever it lands, we will go there after the Christmas holidays.” It looks like we’ll be spending 2 weeks behind my settee!!
Big_G Dec 2023 12:57pm, 20 Dec 2023 3,159 posts	0 Big_G For Xmas, I bought my girlfriend new beads for her abacus. It’s the little things that count.