Joke of the day........

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Dec 2023
10:51am, 18 Dec 2023
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I saw 3Ms come sailing in
It might even send me cuckoo.
Dec 2023
11:18am, 18 Dec 2023
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Surrey Phil
I'm trying to keep a straight face.
Dec 2023
11:40am, 18 Dec 2023
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Nellers
If this goes on much longer someone is going to throw hands.

(A big hand and a little hand.)
Dec 2023
11:41am, 18 Dec 2023
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richmachristmas
Should I buy a new digital clock or go for second hand ?
Dec 2023
12:22pm, 18 Dec 2023
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Bazoaxe
Which Scottish Football team is named after a prison clock ?
Dec 2023
12:28pm, 18 Dec 2023
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Mozzer
Which Scottish Football team is named after a prison clock ?


Cel-tic ??
Dec 2023
12:44pm, 18 Dec 2023
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Bazoaxe
Which Scottish Football team is named after a prison clock ? Cel-tic ??


Correct
Dec 2023
3:31pm, 18 Dec 2023
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colindglen
It's time to pocket the puns now
Dec 2023
3:36pm, 18 Dec 2023
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Dvorak
Strap yourselves in, it's reminded me of the Clock Song.

Ready?

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Dec 2023
3:53pm, 18 Dec 2023
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Marvin
I'm alarmed that a lot of these clock puns ring a bell with me.

But I can rol-ex with it.

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