Joke of the day........

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richmachriatmas Dec 2023 12:04pm, 11 Dec 2023 24,815 posts	0 richmachriatmas [Can I please remind regular followers of the thread that a post is NOT spam if a joke is a bit lame. I've just had to unblock a bunch of genuine accounts.]Sorry Fetch, but I did find this funnier than most of the so called jokes. If we had a button to eject people here for lame jokes there would be nothing but crickets and tumbleweed. I 'shepards crook' icon on it ?
mr d Dec 2023 2:13pm, 11 Dec 2023 6,425 posts	0 mr d fetcheveryone.com/forum/joke-of-the-day-7848/1547 A previous fetch comment still the 3rd most liked in history.
Seratonin Dec 2023 8:09pm, 11 Dec 2023 46,501 posts	0 Seratonin Sorry Fetch, but I did find this funnier than most of the so called jokes. If we had a button to eject people here for lame jokes there would be nothing but crickets and tumbleweed.
Shortcut Cam Dec 2023 10:02pm, 11 Dec 2023 1,743 posts	0 Shortcut Cam What’s the German word constipation? farfrompoopen
Old Croc Dec 2023 7:28am, 13 Dec 2023 34,712 posts	0 Old Croc After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American Archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times: "American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the Canadians". One week later, the British authorities reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in North Yorkshire, Willy Eckerslike, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely sod all. Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless."
Cyclops Dec 2023 8:58pm, 14 Dec 2023 4,350 posts	0 Cyclops Omg I just found out Albert Einstein was a real person, all this time I thought he was a theoretical physicist.
Mushroom Dec 2023 11:54am, 15 Dec 2023 2,959 posts	0 Mushroom
xt350 🇳🇿 Dec 2023 7:19am, 17 Dec 2023 1,720 posts	0 xt350 🇳🇿 My father and I were flying a kite, and we couldn't decide whether or not to let it go or bring it down. After discussing it for nearly an hour, we still couldn't decide, so the issue remained up in the air.
Muttley Dec 2023 9:56pm, 17 Dec 2023 2,848 posts	0 Muttley Did you know that the motto of the French Mariners Association is "To the sea - Now Is The Time". This translates to "A l'eau! C'est l'Heure!"
Jock Itch Dec 2023 10:16am, 18 Dec 2023 13,992 posts	0 Jock Itch My mate has just lost his job working on the waltzers and big dipper in Blackpool. He's taking them to court for funfair dismissal.