Joke of the day........

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Jock Itch Dec 2023 10:18am, 18 Dec 2023 13,993 posts	0 Jock Itch Tough times at big company Pedigree Chum, as it looks set to close. Apparently, they have called in the retrievers.
Mushroom Dec 2023 10:20am, 18 Dec 2023 2,965 posts	0 Mushroom I've been sacked from my clock-making job. And after I'd put in all those extra hours..
Bazoaxe Dec 2023 10:27am, 18 Dec 2023 26,101 posts	0 Bazoaxe You are on the wind up
57.5 Days of Xmas Dec 2023 10:30am, 18 Dec 2023 15,440 posts	0 57.5 Days of Xmas I'd chime in here if I could think of a pun, give me a minute...
I saw 3Ms come sailing in Dec 2023 10:32am, 18 Dec 2023 22,868 posts	0 I saw 3Ms come sailing in I've only just clocked what the latest series of appalling puns are about. So a timely intervention is required...
57.5 Days of Xmas Dec 2023 10:34am, 18 Dec 2023 15,441 posts	0 57.5 Days of Xmas Not sure I can face a day of these.
Weean Dec 2023 10:41am, 18 Dec 2023 1,848 posts	0 Weean Might have to stop watching the thread
GordonG Dec 2023 10:44am, 18 Dec 2023 10,163 posts	0 GordonG gotta hand it to you lot, at least for a second.
swittle Dec 2023 10:44am, 18 Dec 2023 103,308 posts	0 swittle Any escapement would be welcome.
Nellers Dec 2023 10:49am, 18 Dec 2023 41,735 posts	0 Nellers Oh god! This is giving me a nervous tic, tic, tic.