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Mistlesolo Dec 2023 8:18am, 9 Dec 2023 698 posts	0 Mistlesolo What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge
Malibujenni Dec 2023 8:19am, 9 Dec 2023 First-time poster!!	0 Malibujenni Why was the Snowman looking into the carrots? Because he was picking his Nose!
richmachriatmas Dec 2023 8:24am, 9 Dec 2023 24,777 posts	0 richmachriatmas I'm guessing the advent calendar requires people to post on this thread? Speaking of Advent calendars, I got mine from Eton College this year, it's just like a regular one but a school friends dad opens all the doors for you.
Icy Tinsel Garland 🇮🇸 Dec 2023 8:25am, 9 Dec 2023 17,216 posts	0 Icy Tinsel Garland 🇮🇸 Why did the snowman get a prize? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Jingle Jaks Dec 2023 8:27am, 9 Dec 2023 5,885 posts	0 Jingle Jaks 2 snowmen in a field. One says to the other ‘can you smell carrots’
Nicholls595 Dec 2023 8:31am, 9 Dec 2023 31,181 posts	0 Nicholls595 I bought a 6ft Christmas tree from B&Q The check out girl asked if I was going to put it up myself I replied no, I was thinking the living room
um Dec 2023 8:41am, 9 Dec 2023 7,998 posts	0 um How has Christmas changed since Brexit? No brussels!
XBalidocious Dec 2023 8:44am, 9 Dec 2023 17,059 posts	0 XBalidocious At Mickey Mouse's divorce hearing Judge: I don't think your wife having protruding teeth is sufficient grounds for divorce, Mr Mouse. Mickey: But, your honour, I didn't say she had buck teeth, I said she was fucking Goofy.
Groundhog Dec 2023 8:46am, 9 Dec 2023 5,879 posts	0 Groundhog Very lucky this year as I was given an Eton College Advent Calendar. Your Dad's friends open all the doors for you!
Derby Tup Dec 2023 9:02am, 9 Dec 2023 62,638 posts	0 Derby Tup I've invented a new word Plagiarism