Joke of the day........

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Dec 2023
9:05am, 9 Dec 2023
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Merry Christmas and Happy NewG(rrr)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isobel.
Isobel who?
Is a bell really necessary on a bicycle.

Happy Festive Fun time Fetchies (and welcome to new folk Malibujenni!) :-) G
Dec 2023
9:28am, 9 Dec 2023
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jinglegeordiebells
Who is Rudolph’s favourite pop star?

Beyon-sleigh
Dec 2023
9:38am, 9 Dec 2023
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Mushroom
We've just installed a new electric fence.
Our neighbours dead against it.
Dec 2023
9:53am, 9 Dec 2023
First-time poster!!
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Pataflafla
What athlete is warmest during winter?
A long jumper.
Dec 2023
9:54am, 9 Dec 2023
First-time poster!!
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Nicandjul
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A wonky
Dec 2023
9:58am, 9 Dec 2023
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Nicholls595
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean beef
Dec 2023
10:00am, 9 Dec 2023
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Nord SledRunner
Welcome, new posters Nicandjul and Pataflafla. Did you forget the deer with no eyes? 😉😀
Dec 2023
10:02am, 9 Dec 2023
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RicheyJames
What do you call a hen looking at a lettuce?
Chicken Ceaser Salad!
Dec 2023
10:03am, 9 Dec 2023
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RicheyJames
What do you call a hen looking at a lettuce?

Chicken Ceaser Salad!
Dec 2023
10:08am, 9 Dec 2023
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Diogenes
I’ve got my wife a false leg for Christmas. It’s not her main present, it’s just a stocking-filler.

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