Joke of the day........

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RRR-CAZmas 🇬🇧 Dec 2023 7:47am, 9 Dec 2023 6,000 posts	0 RRR-CAZmas 🇬🇧 What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar? He got 25 days ……….
Marmite Dec 2023 7:54am, 9 Dec 2023 136 posts	0 Marmite What do you call a scary looking reindeer……..a cariboo
57.5 Days of Xmas Dec 2023 7:54am, 9 Dec 2023 15,208 posts	0 57.5 Days of Xmas Does anyone know if its possible to donate some skin from your buttocks to a non family member for a graft? Asskin for a friend.
Pothunter the Snowman Dec 2023 8:00am, 9 Dec 2023 8,493 posts	0 Pothunter the Snowman My son wanted to know what it was like to be a parent. So I woke him at 2am to tell him my sock came off.
Merry Lip Gloss Dec 2023 8:04am, 9 Dec 2023 72,696 posts	0 Merry Lip Gloss Someone threw a bottle of omega-3 pills at me. I only suffered super fish oil injuries
alehouse Dec 2023 8:09am, 9 Dec 2023 8 posts	0 alehouse I'm feeling dead pleased with myself today. I've just finished a jig jaw in less than 10 minutes. The box said 3 - 5 years.
Dillthedog Dec 2023 8:09am, 9 Dec 2023 5,544 posts	0 Dillthedog I nearly talked my way out of a speeding ticket last night by telling the police woman she looked absolutely stunning. Then I messed it up by saying..... “And that’s not the drink talking either.”
Pegg Dec 2023 8:14am, 9 Dec 2023 389 posts	0 Pegg Which singer looks best on a Christmas tree? Michael Bauble
BarefootEm Dec 2023 8:15am, 9 Dec 2023 3,338 posts	0 BarefootEm What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!
Derby Tup Dec 2023 8:17am, 9 Dec 2023 62,637 posts	0 Derby Tup What's brown and sticky? A stick