Joke of the day........

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MaltDrinker Dec 2023 4:37am, 9 Dec 2023 99 posts	0 MaltDrinker What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite!
🦃 TurkeyRunr 🦃 Dec 2023 4:49am, 9 Dec 2023 166 posts	0 🦃 TurkeyRunr 🦃 My friend is an archaeologist, his career is in ruins. My other friend is a farmer, he's outstanding in his field.
Sigh Dec 2023 6:28am, 9 Dec 2023 23,967 posts	0 Sigh What's 12 feet long, has 6 legs and will kill you if it lands on you? A snooker table.
Sigh Dec 2023 6:29am, 9 Dec 2023 23,968 posts	0 Sigh A teddy bear is working on a building site. He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen. The bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins at the bear and says, "Oh, I forgot to tell you, today's the day the teddy bears have their pick nicked."
Bazoaxe Dec 2023 6:34am, 9 Dec 2023 26,042 posts	0 Bazoaxe How do you confuse a road worker? Show him three shovels and tell him to take his pick
Salty Dog Dec 2023 6:53am, 9 Dec 2023 1,613 posts	0 Salty Dog (Dad stanndard material for your parkrun cafe today) "Knock Knock.... Tina..... Tina Coffee please!!"
Totriornottotri Dec 2023 7:07am, 9 Dec 2023 2,830 posts	0 Totriornottotri Why did the pin always get invited to social events? It knew how to "stick" around and never caused any prickly situations! 🤣🤣 Hit that pin button! 🤣🤣
Foxy Dec 2023 7:28am, 9 Dec 2023 34,614 posts	0 Foxy 8 legs of Venison £80, I thought that’s two Deer.
Nana Gill Dec 2023 7:33am, 9 Dec 2023 9 posts	0 Nana Gill What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing. They fast.
Nana Gill Dec 2023 7:46am, 9 Dec 2023 10 posts	0 Nana Gill Just realised my previous joke is already in the thread, so…. The marathon runner had a real fear of speed bumps on the road. He’s slowly getting over it.