Joke of the day........

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um Apr 2023 11:12am, 3 Apr 2023 7,240 posts	0 um From The Times today ... I was arguing with a guy at a bar. He said he was a big pop star in the 1980s. I didn't believe him, but he was adamant.
Groundhog Apr 2023 3:59pm, 4 Apr 2023 5,456 posts	0 Groundhog I decided to cut back on my smoking by only having a cigarette after meals. I'm now down to 40 meals a day.
Surrey Phil Apr 2023 4:31pm, 4 Apr 2023 9,267 posts	0 Surrey Phil Why are Greek parkruns too long? Because they are 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197 miles.
XB Apr 2023 5:26pm, 4 Apr 2023 16,033 posts	0 XB Why are Greek parkruns too long? Because they are 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197 miles. Not got a clue. Pi?
Muttley Apr 2023 5:30pm, 4 Apr 2023 2,354 posts	0 Muttley I was walking past the local sports ground when I saw a bloke in a singlet and shorts, carrying what looked like a long bendy metal spear. I asked, "are you a pole vaulter"? "No, I'm German," he replied. "But how did you know my name?"
Bazoaxe Apr 2023 7:42pm, 4 Apr 2023 24,617 posts	0 Bazoaxe Better when told by billy connolly
GordonG Apr 2023 8:01pm, 4 Apr 2023 9,692 posts	0 GordonG Why are Greek parkruns too long? Because they are 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197 miles. Not got a clue. Pi? Yep
Jock Itch Apr 2023 8:48pm, 4 Apr 2023 13,872 posts	0 Jock Itch I found stir fry all over my bed this morning… I must have been sleep wokking again
Treborstreet Apr 2023 9:01pm, 4 Apr 2023 181 posts	0 Treborstreet I saw the lead singer of Showaddywaddy in Lakeland looking for a frying pan, his Wife asked which one they should buy to which he replied ‘let’s go for a little wok’
z1000jeff Apr 2023 11:19am, 5 Apr 2023 4,199 posts	0 z1000jeff One for the kids there Trebor 😄