Joke of the day........

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Sigh Mar 2023 11:48am, 20 Mar 2023 19,643 posts	0 Sigh For months, a little boy pesters his Dad to take him to the zoo. Eventually, Dad gives in and off they go. When they get home the boy's mother asks him if he had a good time. "It was great," replies the boy, "and Daddy had lots of fun too, especially when one of the animals came home at 30-1."
3M Mar 2023 11:48am, 20 Mar 2023 20,822 posts	0 3M Turbulent times ahead.
richmac Mar 2023 12:48pm, 20 Mar 2023 21,316 posts	0 richmac I've been desperately trying to come up with a wind related joke, it's high pressure.
Derby Tup Mar 2023 12:55pm, 20 Mar 2023 58,850 posts	0 Derby Tup Passing wind in a lift is wrong . . . on so many levels
Steve NordRunner Mar 2023 3:28pm, 20 Mar 2023 2,778 posts	0 Steve NordRunner Ob wind joke: — dr, I think my wife's pregnant. — No, it seems to be just wind. — What's this then - a bicycle pump?
Jock Itch Mar 2023 8:51pm, 20 Mar 2023 13,865 posts	0 Jock Itch My wife hated my impulse purchase of a revolving chair, but then she sat on it. Eventually she came round.
GordonG Mar 2023 12:16pm, 22 Mar 2023 9,678 posts	0 GordonG For sale: BMW. 6 years old 50,000 miles 1 owner Minor scratches on bodywork Tyres in good condition Indicators as new
Jock Itch Mar 2023 10:11pm, 23 Mar 2023 13,869 posts	0 Jock Itch My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns. 'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'
Treborstreet Mar 2023 10:42pm, 23 Mar 2023 178 posts	0 Treborstreet Tesco’s, good occasionally busy later. Sainsbury’s moderate to good, sale on Cornflakes. Asda, slight to moderate, heavy crowds by evening. Marks and Spencer and Co-Op, fair. Waitrose, fair to moderate, spillage in aisle 7. Lidl and Aldi, rough at first, moderate later. And that’s the end of the shopping forecast.
Jock Itch Mar 2023 6:22am, 24 Mar 2023 13,870 posts	0 Jock Itch Our local auctioneer has passed away. He was somewhere around 30? 35? 35? 40.