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Joke of the day........

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Sigh Apr 2023 1:48pm, 5 Apr 2023 19,892 posts	Quote Pin Sigh I accidentally drank some invisible ink. Now I'm in hospital, waiting to be seen.
DocM Apr 2023 6:54pm, 5 Apr 2023 47,471 posts	Quote Pin DocM People sometimes confuse the plural of octopus. Here’s a guide: • one octopus • two octopuses • three octopods • 3.14 octopi
Red Squirrel Apr 2023 9:12pm, 5 Apr 2023 22,862 posts	Quote Pin Red Squirrel Good one, sigh
Bazoaxe Apr 2023 9:13pm, 5 Apr 2023 24,625 posts	Quote Pin Bazoaxe I didn’t see that punchline coming
Jock Itch Apr 2023 3:17pm, 6 Apr 2023 13,874 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch I was the getaway driver for a robbery at a paper factory in Bristol last night. We took the A4.
richmac Apr 2023 6:17pm, 6 Apr 2023 21,504 posts	Quote Pin richmac [Weirdly, there is a paper mill just off the A4 at Keynsham nr Bristol, maybe it's many a true word spoken in jest]
Gogsy! Apr 2023 6:56pm, 6 Apr 2023 602 posts	Quote Pin Gogsy! I'm guessing the getaway car was an Audi?
Angus Clydesdale Apr 2023 7:03pm, 6 Apr 2023 26,378 posts	Quote Pin Angus Clydesdale
Derby Tup Apr 2023 7:58pm, 6 Apr 2023 59,077 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup better than the joke
Red Squirrel Apr 2023 10:43pm, 6 Apr 2023 22,865 posts	Quote Pin Red Squirrel Don’t get th’Audi reference