Joke of the day........

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Apr 2023
10:44pm, 6 Apr 2023
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Muttley
Nor do I. Am I thick?
Apr 2023
10:56pm, 6 Apr 2023
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Gogsy!
Police are on the A4 searching for an Audi A4 loaded with A4 paper. (You know you’ve failed when you have to explain it 😊)
Apr 2023
10:57pm, 6 Apr 2023
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Muttley
Ah, I see. A bit subtle for a non-driver like me :-)
Apr 2023
7:41am, 7 Apr 2023
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richmac
Reams of police are investigating.
Apr 2023
7:43am, 7 Apr 2023
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iRicey
They’ve been taken for foolscap
Apr 2023
7:55am, 7 Apr 2023
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Red Squirrel
I drive my friend’s old jalopy; haven’t heard of an Audi A4
jda
Apr 2023
7:59am, 7 Apr 2023
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jda
A spin-off company used to make an Audi A0 but it folded.
um
Apr 2023
8:01am, 7 Apr 2023
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um
I used to have an A4.
That joke, haven't I heard it B4 ?
Apr 2023
8:05am, 7 Apr 2023
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Muttley
If you think that all these follow-on puns are a waste of time, just remember that somewhere in the Audi production line there's a guy who attaches the indicators.
Apr 2023
8:49am, 7 Apr 2023
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Red Squirrel
He’s on a permanent sabbatical, Mutts

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