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Jock Itch Mar 2023 10:02pm, 8 Mar 2023 13,854 posts	0 Jock Itch A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before.” “What can I get for you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
richmac Mar 2023 6:33am, 9 Mar 2023 21,166 posts	0 richmac Shortly after a ferret walks into the same bar. 'Wow', says the Barman ,' no weasels ever then two in five minutes' 'I'm not a bloody weasel, I'm a Ferret' 'oh, ok, sorry, what's the difference between you guys?' 'can't you tell?., We're stoataly different' [ That's a lot of work for a shit old gag]
Stander Mar 2023 8:05am, 9 Mar 2023 105 posts	0 Stander Or.... What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel? One's stoatly different and the other is weasely recognised.
Stander Mar 2023 4:39pm, 9 Mar 2023 106 posts	0 Stander Just testing. Photo the old photo. If you know.....
lammo Mar 2023 7:31pm, 9 Mar 2023 11,880 posts	0 lammo I know 😆
Mountkeen Mar 2023 11:08am, 10 Mar 2023 522 posts	0 Mountkeen Last weekend I fulfilled my wife's dream and married her in a castle......not that you could tell by the look on her face as we bounced around
Jock Itch Mar 2023 11:50am, 10 Mar 2023 13,856 posts	0 Jock Itch Reminds me of a gag. What if Beyonce married Roy Castle.
Mushroom Mar 2023 11:55am, 10 Mar 2023 2,644 posts	0 Mushroom Well done Jock, that's dedication..
Muttley Mar 2023 8:09am, 11 Mar 2023 2,297 posts	0 Muttley I went to the local zoo and one of the things they had was a baguette inside a cage. It was bread in captivity.
Sigh Mar 2023 12:52pm, 11 Mar 2023 19,523 posts	0 Sigh An angel floats down to the local park and speaks to two statues. The first is of a male gladiator complete with sword and net, the second is of a woman gladiator armed with a shield. The angel says to them: "You have stood in this park and not moved for 300 years giving countless pleasure to many visitors of this park. As a reward I will give you both he power of life for 30 minutes." The angel sprinkles some dust and the statues come to life. They grab each other by the hand and run off into the bushes together. There is some grunting and groaning, the bushes rustle and shake and 10 minutes later the statues emerge with huge smiles on their faces and return to their plinths. "You still have 20 minutes left, are you sure you don't want to enjoy yourselves any more?" the angel asks. "Ooooh, great!" says the man statue. "This time you hold the pigeon down and I will shit all over its head".