Joke of the day........

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Maclennane Mar 2023 11:01am, 7 Mar 2023 30,428 posts	0 Maclennane anus
richmac Mar 2023 11:54am, 7 Mar 2023 21,154 posts	0 richmac Good TOTP
Derby Tup Mar 2023 12:31pm, 7 Mar 2023 58,662 posts	0 Derby Tup Anyond checked daz is okay? He posted four half decent jokes that were not only inoffensive but actually quite funny. Has he gone woke?
Eynsham Red Mar 2023 1:09pm, 7 Mar 2023 9,538 posts	0 Eynsham Red Anyond checked daz is okay? He posted four half decent jokes that were not only inoffensive but actually quite funny. Has he gone woke? Maybe someone has hacked his account 🤔
Old Croc Mar 2023 1:29pm, 7 Mar 2023 34,477 posts	0 Old Croc Maybe someone has hacked his account 🤔 Maybe someone has hacked they account
Eynsham Red Mar 2023 4:22pm, 7 Mar 2023 9,539 posts	0 Eynsham Red Maybe someone has hacked they account Maybe someone has hacked M55 account
AndyS Mar 2023 3:03pm, 8 Mar 2023 1,890 posts	0 AndyS I asked Elton John if he liked watercress - he said he was more of a rocket man.
Muttley Mar 2023 3:43pm, 8 Mar 2023 2,289 posts	0 Muttley I was looking at secondhand cars on a forecourt in Windsor when who should walk up but Elton John! "I've got a motor for sale that you might like," he told me. "What reg?" I asked. He replied, "I said I'VE GOT A MOTOR FOR SALE THAT YOU MIGHT LIKE" ...
AndyS Mar 2023 6:23pm, 8 Mar 2023 1,891 posts	0 AndyS In local news, a woman attempted to cut off her husband's penis - she missed and cut his thigh. She is being charged with a missed a weiner.
richmac Mar 2023 8:31pm, 8 Mar 2023 21,164 posts	0 richmac I got into a massive twitter spat with Elton John recently. In the end we decided it had to come to actual blows. I tweeted Elton to arrange when I could come round and twat him. He checked his diary and replied 'Saturday nights alright for fighting'.