Joke of the day........

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6:27pm, 3 Mar 2023
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richmac
Will limpet on with these
Mar 2023
6:44pm, 3 Mar 2023
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Silent Runner
More fish-related puns you say? I'll seawater I can do.
Mar 2023
6:46pm, 3 Mar 2023
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Nellers
I think I’m the manta put a stop to all these fish puns.
jda
Mar 2023
6:49pm, 3 Mar 2023
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jda
Some razor sharp wit on display here. I'm having a whale of a time, though I'm not sure what the porpoise is of it all.
Mar 2023
6:52pm, 3 Mar 2023
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richmac
On the scales of humour how do these rate
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7:01pm, 3 Mar 2023
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Mushroom
A fish walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?"

The fish replies, "Water, I need water..!"
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7:02pm, 3 Mar 2023
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Mushroom
Sorry, that's pollocks..
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7:02pm, 3 Mar 2023
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Derby Tup
Not very squiddly I'd say
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7:11pm, 3 Mar 2023
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Angus Clydesdale
Fins can only get batter
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7:52pm, 3 Mar 2023
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Seratonin
It's extremely shellfish of you all to keep dragging these puns on. When will it be ova?

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