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richmac Mar 2023 6:27pm, 3 Mar 2023 21,121 posts	Quote Pin richmac Will limpet on with these
Silent Runner Mar 2023 6:44pm, 3 Mar 2023 919 posts	Quote Pin Silent Runner More fish-related puns you say? I'll seawater I can do.
Nellers Mar 2023 6:46pm, 3 Mar 2023 40,351 posts	Quote Pin Nellers I think I’m the manta put a stop to all these fish puns.
jda Mar 2023 6:49pm, 3 Mar 2023 14,397 posts	Quote Pin jda Some razor sharp wit on display here. I'm having a whale of a time, though I'm not sure what the porpoise is of it all.
richmac Mar 2023 6:52pm, 3 Mar 2023 21,123 posts	Quote Pin richmac On the scales of humour how do these rate
Mushroom Mar 2023 7:01pm, 3 Mar 2023 2,640 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom A fish walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The fish replies, "Water, I need water..!"
Mushroom Mar 2023 7:02pm, 3 Mar 2023 2,641 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom Sorry, that's pollocks..
Derby Tup Mar 2023 7:02pm, 3 Mar 2023 58,613 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup Not very squiddly I'd say
Angus Clydesdale Mar 2023 7:11pm, 3 Mar 2023 26,263 posts	Quote Pin Angus Clydesdale Fins can only get batter
Seratonin Mar 2023 7:52pm, 3 Mar 2023 42,285 posts	Quote Pin Seratonin It's extremely shellfish of you all to keep dragging these puns on. When will it be ova?