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Weean Mar 2023 12:05pm, 3 Mar 2023 1,789 posts	0 Weean Six squid they want to get in that aquarium!
colindglen Mar 2023 12:36pm, 3 Mar 2023 3,407 posts	0 colindglen You'll have a whale of a time though
Muttley Mar 2023 12:51pm, 3 Mar 2023 2,276 posts	0 Muttley When I landed a job at the aquarium I was worried about whether I'd get on with the dolphins. But in the event we just clicked.
Nicholls595 Mar 2023 12:54pm, 3 Mar 2023 30,280 posts	0 Nicholls595 My mate Bill gets into the aquarium without paying.
Silent Runner Mar 2023 1:11pm, 3 Mar 2023 917 posts	0 Silent Runner When I tried to enter the aquarium they just said "sick squid". I don't know what they expected me to do about it.
GordonG Mar 2023 1:16pm, 3 Mar 2023 9,639 posts	0 GordonG There's not much time left to post terrible aquarium puns here so I suggest you get your skates on.
richmac Mar 2023 1:25pm, 3 Mar 2023 21,112 posts	0 richmac Post an aqaurium gag, don't just carp on for the halibut
Nicholls595 Mar 2023 1:26pm, 3 Mar 2023 30,281 posts	0 Nicholls595 I love the aquarium, it's my favourite plaice. I think it's brill.
richmac Mar 2023 1:37pm, 3 Mar 2023 21,115 posts	0 richmac I like to sit and watch the fish, if I can get a perch
Pothunter Mar 2023 1:42pm, 3 Mar 2023 7,443 posts	0 Pothunter Cod you stop with these now, you’re make me feel eel