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Jock Itch Mar 2023 9:25pm, 1 Mar 2023 13,850 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch l asked my friend when their birthday was. He said March 1st. I stood up, walked around the room, and asked again.
Sigh Mar 2023 6:17am, 3 Mar 2023 19,388 posts	Quote Pin Sigh I phoned the local ramblers club today, but the bloke who answered just went on and on.
Dillthedog Mar 2023 6:25am, 3 Mar 2023 4,514 posts	Quote Pin Dillthedog A mate of mine is coeliac and a masochist. Gluten for punishment.
Dillthedog Mar 2023 6:28am, 3 Mar 2023 4,515 posts	Quote Pin Dillthedog Sean Connery found his niche. She was playing in the garden with his nephew.
DocM Mar 2023 8:16am, 3 Mar 2023 47,302 posts	Quote Pin DocM I have a lot of unemployment jokes Sadly none of them work.
Mountkeen Mar 2023 11:45am, 3 Mar 2023 520 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen My dog has no legs, so I named him 'Cigarette' because every so often I taken him out for a drag.
Nicholls595 Mar 2023 11:47am, 3 Mar 2023 30,279 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 I was going to visit the aquarium today. But it's closed for training porpoises.
Diogenes Mar 2023 11:48am, 3 Mar 2023 77,007 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes I was going to visit the aquarium today. But it's closed for training porpoises. Like it
Muttley Mar 2023 11:50am, 3 Mar 2023 2,274 posts	Quote Pin Muttley ^ That one gets the seal of approval.
DocM Mar 2023 12:01pm, 3 Mar 2023 47,305 posts	Quote Pin DocM i think its a bit fishy