Joke of the day........

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Old Croc May 2022 10:30am, 19 May 2022 34,275 posts	0 Old Croc U won't be surprised?
GordonG May 2022 10:47am, 19 May 2022 9,078 posts	0 GordonG O for goodness sake.
Mushroom May 2022 10:49am, 19 May 2022 2,319 posts	0 Mushroom E, that's terrible
Fields May 2022 10:53am, 19 May 2022 4,608 posts	0 Fields Y tell that awful joke
Mushroom May 2022 10:54am, 19 May 2022 2,320 posts	0 Mushroom Reminds me of an old joke - you may have heard it before... The husband of a lately departed Yorkshire lady, who was strongly religious, asked for her headstone to be engraved with the words: "Lord, she were Thine". When the headstone was delivered it read, "Lord, she were thin". "You have forgotten the "E"" said the distraught husband, and the offending stone was removed and returned a few days later, this time reading, "E Lord, she were thin"
richmac May 2022 11:12am, 19 May 2022 18,721 posts	0 richmac It's like being directed to the cycling shop when trying to buy gelato in Barnsley
wardi May 2022 8:47am, 20 May 2022 98 posts	0 wardi I once asked Frank Sinatra which was the most common bird in his aviary. He replied.. 'Egrets, I've had a few'.
Sigh May 2022 10:48am, 20 May 2022 14,172 posts	0 Sigh A man bought some condoms, made in the colours of Olympic medals, in bronze, silver and gold. When using one for the first time he suggested to his wife that they use the gold one. His wife said she would prefer it if he used the silver one, as it would be nice if he came second for a change.
Muttley May 2022 9:42pm, 20 May 2022 1,578 posts	0 Muttley Why do cows have hooves? Because they lactose.
AndyS May 2022 5:24pm, 21 May 2022 1,294 posts	0 AndyS A shark can swim faster than me, but I reckon I can run faster than a shark. So, in a Triathlon it all comes down to who is the better cyclist.