Joke of the day........

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colindglen May 2022 6:34pm, 24 May 2022 2,817 posts	0 colindglen Curry up and finish will you?
Weean May 2022 6:59pm, 24 May 2022 1,691 posts	0 Weean I pity the poor speakers of English as a second language - these puns are difficult to understand fenugreek.
Weean May 2022 7:00pm, 24 May 2022 1,692 posts	0 Weean Mace nearly over - do you think we'll be done by then?
3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) May 2022 7:35pm, 24 May 2022 18,234 posts	0 3M (aka MarkyMarkMark) The whole thread is now peppered with corny puns. It's almost like someone has dilligently mixed up all spices to season the conversation. It's an asalt on the senses.
No.12 May 2022 8:02pm, 24 May 2022 3,473 posts	0 No.12 oregano carry on with this all night?
Diogenes May 2022 8:21pm, 24 May 2022 70,068 posts	0 Diogenes I got arrested for throwing a trifle at a police officer. I tried to talk my way out of a charge, but there was not persuading the custardy sergeant.
JRitchie May 2022 9:00pm, 24 May 2022 3,144 posts	0 JRitchie Was he a member of the serious cream unit?
colindglen May 2022 9:30pm, 24 May 2022 2,820 posts	0 colindglen You'd butter stop now
Derby Tup May 2022 9:31pm, 24 May 2022 55,518 posts	0 Derby Tup That rifle joke’s going to take some topping. I’ve heard hundreds and thousands of jokes but it really is the cream of dessert gags
richmac May 2022 6:11am, 25 May 2022 18,768 posts	0 richmac I love desert gags, absorb them like a sponge