Joke of the day........

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mr d May 2022 7:28pm, 25 May 2022 5,776 posts	0 mr d they shouldn't be trifled with
AndyS May 2022 9:07am, 26 May 2022 1,309 posts	0 AndyS Why isn't a group of opticians called a focus group?
GordonG May 2022 11:53am, 26 May 2022 9,086 posts	0 GordonG Because they don't want to make a spectacle of themselves.
Surrey Phil May 2022 12:51pm, 26 May 2022 8,269 posts	0 Surrey Phil I can see more of these puns coming.
iRicey May 2022 12:53pm, 26 May 2022 2,557 posts	0 iRicey Very jOcular.
Mushroom May 2022 1:09pm, 26 May 2022 2,331 posts	0 Mushroom How many opticians does it take to change a light bulb? One...or two? One...or two?
57.5 Degrees of Pain May 2022 1:11pm, 26 May 2022 8,837 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain I can see more of these puns coming. I don't want any more punning. I mean it, I've got my eye on you...
Nicholls595 May 2022 1:20pm, 26 May 2022 28,775 posts	0 Nicholls595 These jokes just keep getting cornea and cornea
Mushroom May 2022 1:38pm, 26 May 2022 2,332 posts	0 Mushroom A man sat next to me on the train. He pulled a out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?" I said, "If you think she is beautiful, you should see my missus mate. He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?" "No," I said, "she's an optician.."
Mushroom May 2022 1:40pm, 26 May 2022 2,333 posts	0 Mushroom The optician just took my glasses from me to repair them. She said she can fix it in 5 minutes. I can't see it happening.