Joke of the day........

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May 2022
1:33pm, 27 May 2022
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AndyS
What's the same Glaswegian’s favourite song when he's on holiday in Rome?

Aye of the Tiber.
May 2022
4:47pm, 29 May 2022
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Jock Itch
Someone put a note through my door this morning that said 12-8=4.

I'm sick of these bloody takeaway leaflets.
May 2022
6:17pm, 31 May 2022
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GordonG
I make terrible science puns. Not all the time, just periodically.
May 2022
7:15pm, 31 May 2022
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Nellers
You’ll be in your element in here then, GordonG.
May 2022
11:03pm, 31 May 2022
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No.12
You are just compounding things Nellers.
May 2022
11:19pm, 31 May 2022
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swittle
It's only to get a reaction.
Jun 2022
6:59am, 1 Jun 2022
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Silent Runner
I brought some cakes into the lab for everyone to share, but pipette ‘em all :-(
Jun 2022
7:14am, 1 Jun 2022
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larkim
How much does a rainbow weigh?

Not much really, it's pretty light.
Jun 2022
7:32am, 1 Jun 2022
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richmac
That joke covers the whole spectrum.
Jun 2022
12:34pm, 1 Jun 2022
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Surrey Phil
Let's not get diffracted from the rest of the jokes.

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