Joke of the day........

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Diogenes Jun 2022 11:56pm, 1 Jun 2022 70,341 posts	0 Diogenes My Mancunian builder friend makes art out of his leftover materials. He’s painted some wonderful mastic men and mastic cats and dogs.
JK chameleon Jun 2022 10:20am, 2 Jun 2022 16,642 posts	0 JK chameleon (Salfordian, I assume )
Diogenes Jun 2022 10:42am, 2 Jun 2022 70,349 posts	0 Diogenes [good point, JK]
HappyG(rrr) Jun 2022 11:19am, 2 Jun 2022 42,490 posts	0 HappyG(rrr) [There have got to be some Scotland bombing at Ukraine or Ukraine winning war against Scots or something bad taste jokes, surely...? Daz? Daz, daz? G ]
AndyS Jun 2022 4:35pm, 2 Jun 2022 1,329 posts	0 AndyS I've just heard that all flights from John Lennon Airport have been cancelled. Imagine all the people!
K5 Gus Jun 2022 4:42pm, 2 Jun 2022 5,180 posts	0 K5 Gus Scotland played Ukraine the other night in a World Cup playoff match. Virtually the whole of Europe were without a doubt supporting the country that has suffered so much torment and heartache at the hands of an immoral leader and were hoping for a decent win that would bring a much-needed lift to a desperate population. However, it was Ukraine who took the win....... [Football and politics there for you HG ]
Mountkeen Jun 2022 5:19pm, 6 Jun 2022 492 posts	0 Mountkeen As a child we were so poor that all of my school clothes came from the Army Surplus shop. I was the only Japanese General in my class.
FergusG Jun 2022 6:47pm, 6 Jun 2022 4,796 posts	0 FergusG I’ve seriously misunderstood Pride Month. Anyone want to buy 20 lions?
Fields Jun 2022 6:56pm, 6 Jun 2022 4,856 posts	0 Fields Gareth Bale is the first professional golfer to qualify for a FIFA World Cup
Surrey Phil Jun 2022 6:58pm, 6 Jun 2022 8,284 posts	0 Surrey Phil ...and there was me thinking London Pride was a beer.