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Joke of the day........

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AndyS
AndyS
Jun 2022
12:56pm, 15 Jun 2022
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AndyS
I just heard about an illegally parked frog - it was toad away.
JRitchie
JRitchie
Jun 2022
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JRitchie
Shellfish aren't much good either - They usually get clamped
Mushroom
Mushroom
Jun 2022
1:07pm, 15 Jun 2022
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Mushroom
That frog joke is going to spawn several others..
jda
jda
Jun 2022
1:20pm, 15 Jun 2022
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jda
It's certainly got legs.
Nicholls595
Nicholls595
Jun 2022
1:22pm, 15 Jun 2022
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Nicholls595
I thought it was rivetting
Surrey Phil
Surrey Phil
Jun 2022
1:50pm, 15 Jun 2022
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Surrey Phil
It could be princely.
Weean
Weean
Jun 2022
1:57pm, 15 Jun 2022
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Weean
You'd better hop on with all these amphibian jokes. This thread axolotl us some days...
um
um
Jun 2022
2:40pm, 15 Jun 2022
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um
Can I mussel here with some six quid jokes?
trumpton riots
trumpton riots
Jun 2022
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trumpton riots
Newt of interest here
Mushroom
Mushroom
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2:53pm, 15 Jun 2022
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Mushroom
I'm trying to come up with another joke - but it's still a work in frogress..

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