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richmac Jun 2022 9:42am, 9 Jun 2022 18,924 posts	Quote 1 pin richmac Anus
Jock Itch Jun 2022 10:46am, 9 Jun 2022 13,669 posts	Quote 1 pin Jock Itch If I'm feeling cute might post pic later
Fields Jun 2022 12:29pm, 9 Jun 2022 4,890 posts	Quote 4 pins Fields When James Bond is abroad he's called +44 07
Mushroom Jun 2022 12:37pm, 9 Jun 2022 2,368 posts	Quote 1 pin Mushroom 007 is actually Russia...
Muttley Jun 2022 1:04pm, 9 Jun 2022 1,607 posts	Quote 1 pin Muttley When I lived in Moscow, the reg plates for diplomatic cars were (might still be for all I know) 001 for the UK. It was a source of great annoyance to British diplomats that 007 was .... the French.
Jock Itch Jun 2022 1:58pm, 9 Jun 2022 13,670 posts	Quote 15 pins Jock Itch If James Bond took Viagra, would that make him Roger Moore?
Seratonin Jun 2022 7:39pm, 9 Jun 2022 39,353 posts	Quote Pin Seratonin Two flies buzzing about a tramp's bum. Which one is the druggie? The one that likes a bit of the crack!
Fields Jun 2022 10:32am, 10 Jun 2022 4,908 posts	Quote 5 pins Fields I was the getaway driver for a robbery at a paper factory We took the A3.
swittle Jun 2022 1:00pm, 10 Jun 2022 87,495 posts	Quote Pin swittle ^
Silent Runner Jun 2022 12:08am, 11 Jun 2022 750 posts	Quote 1 pin Silent Runner Two men were tried and convicted today for their part in a robbery at a calendar factory. They got six months each.