Joke of the day........

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colindglen Jun 2022 12:59pm, 1 Jun 2022 2,831 posts	0 colindglen Let's reflect on these jokes for a while
Pothunter Jun 2022 1:13pm, 1 Jun 2022 6,139 posts	0 Pothunter I was hoping this thread would provide a little light relief
GordonG Jun 2022 1:16pm, 1 Jun 2022 9,092 posts	0 GordonG Q: where do you way pies? A: somewhere over a rainbow
57.5 Degrees of Pain Jun 2022 1:35pm, 1 Jun 2022 8,854 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain The jokes are very Zippy today.
Nellers Jun 2022 2:07pm, 1 Jun 2022 39,506 posts	0 Nellers So this photon checks into a hotel and the concierge asks if he has any luggage to be taken up to his room. "No" replies the photon. "I'm travelling light."
Nellers Jun 2022 2:08pm, 1 Jun 2022 39,507 posts	0 Nellers So Heisenberg is driving through town and he gets pulled over by the police. "Did you realise you were driving at 80mph sir?" asks the copper. "Great!" replies Heisenberg "Now I'm lost!"
Jock Itch Jun 2022 10:01pm, 1 Jun 2022 13,663 posts	0 Jock Itch What do you call a Scotsman at the World Cup? A Referee.
JRitchie Jun 2022 10:09pm, 1 Jun 2022 3,157 posts	0 JRitchie Ouch Jock Itch. TOo soon.
57.5 Degrees of Pain Jun 2022 11:28pm, 1 Jun 2022 8,857 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain What do you call a Scotsman at the World Cup? A Referee. Nah, even our refs are crap these days.
57.5 Degrees of Pain Jun 2022 11:29pm, 1 Jun 2022 8,858 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain I like to consider the result as support for a country at war and a protest against appalling conditions suffered by those building the world cup infrastructure. Or something...