Joke of the day........

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Mushroom May 2022 8:40am, 22 May 2022 2,322 posts	0 Mushroom An assistant in Morrisons tried stopping a shoplifter by attacking him with a labelling gun. Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head.
neufalabonk May 2022 10:12am, 22 May 2022 10,497 posts	0 neufalabonk I dismissed my sister’s claim that she had monkey pox, then I saw her face.
Steve NordRunner May 2022 10:18am, 22 May 2022 1,615 posts	0 Steve NordRunner I have a friend who finds it so stressful not living true to himself in Brighton's clubs that he's coming out in Hove's.
mr d May 2022 12:38pm, 22 May 2022 5,772 posts	0 mr d Norwich City are imploring fans not to invade the pitch today in case one of them wins the man of the match award.
colindglen May 2022 3:46pm, 22 May 2022 2,808 posts	0 colindglen I failed my biology exam. The question was, 'Name something commonly found in cells.' Apparently, 'scousers' isn't the right answer!
Muttley May 2022 9:54am, 23 May 2022 1,583 posts	0 Muttley
AndyS May 2022 10:06am, 23 May 2022 1,301 posts	0 AndyS I was offered a job as a scuba instructor, but had to turn it down. I knew I'd be out of my depth.
um May 2022 10:17am, 23 May 2022 6,104 posts	0 um It takes me 10 minutes to walk to the pub. But 25 minutes to get home later. The difference is staggering.
Jock Itch May 2022 7:44pm, 23 May 2022 13,658 posts	0 Jock Itch My wife rearranged the labels on my spice rack… Haven’t confronted her yet but the thyme is cumin.
Fields May 2022 11:40pm, 23 May 2022 4,650 posts	0 Fields ^ she thinks it’s a great improvement, but in reality just the emperor’s new cloves