Joke of the day........

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Muttley May 2022 2:55pm, 12 May 2022 1,565 posts	0 Muttley
Big Al Widepants May 2022 8:23pm, 12 May 2022 4,762 posts	0 Big Al Widepants Was thinking of ways to escape from this desert island and I’ve come up with a raft of ideas
Mushroom May 2022 10:17pm, 12 May 2022 2,312 posts	0 Mushroom Someone's glued my pack of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it..
AndyS May 2022 8:04am, 15 May 2022 1,280 posts	0 AndyS I invested in lamb and lost all my money - it was a gambol that didn't pay off.
JRitchie May 2022 8:33am, 15 May 2022 3,129 posts	0 JRitchie Piton does and goes to hell but after a while gets a day off for good behaviour. He spends the morning in Moscow and visits a cafe. Tell me, he asks the waitress. Does Russia still control Crimea? Yes, she replies. And the Donbas? That too. What about Kiev? Year that is Russian also. I am so happy. How much for the latte? Five Euros.
Jock Itch May 2022 8:43pm, 15 May 2022 13,653 posts	0 Jock Itch Anus
Mushroom May 2022 12:43pm, 16 May 2022 2,316 posts	0 Mushroom I told my boss that I had three companies after me, and so I was looking for a wage rise. He asked which three companies were after me. I said, "Gas, electric and telephone..."
AndyS May 2022 5:12pm, 16 May 2022 1,286 posts	0 AndyS 2 slices of bread got married. They had a wonderful day - until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
AndyS May 2022 10:21am, 19 May 2022 1,290 posts	0 AndyS I've just had a huge argument about which vowel is the most important. You won't be surprised to hear that I won.
Pokitren May 2022 10:29am, 19 May 2022 4 posts	0 Pokitren I told my boss that I had three companies after me, and so I was looking for a wage rise. He asked which three companies were after me. I said, "Gas, electric and telephone..." I should tell my boss the same thing