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Silent Runner May 2022 5:27pm, 3 May 2022 717 posts	0 Silent Runner Maybe it's time for the thread to return to it's original function?
um May 2022 5:50pm, 3 May 2022 6,028 posts	0 um pɹɐoqʎǝʞ dɐǝɥɔ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐl ǝɥʇ s,ʇɐɥʇ
Bazoaxe May 2022 5:50pm, 3 May 2022 22,590 posts	0 Bazoaxe I would tell you about my pre computer typewriter but you would all keep ribbon me.
Mushroom May 2022 6:05pm, 3 May 2022 2,297 posts	0 Mushroom You would certainly have to justify your comments
colindglen May 2022 7:30pm, 3 May 2022 2,783 posts	0 colindglen We keep returning to the same subject
Steve NordRunner May 2022 8:13pm, 3 May 2022 1,570 posts	0 Steve NordRunner Surprised no-one has put the hex on it yet.
Nellers May 2022 9:03pm, 3 May 2022 39,424 posts	0 Nellers You all forget that variety is key. Bored with this now.
Derby Tup May 2022 9:11pm, 3 May 2022 55,304 posts	0 Derby Tup I was getting terrible static electric shocks from my new jumper, so I took it back to M&S. Rather than a refund, they offered me a replacement free of charge
Jock Itch May 2022 9:18pm, 3 May 2022 13,648 posts	0 Jock Itch What happened to the blind circumciser? He got the sack.
Derby Tup May 2022 9:21pm, 3 May 2022 55,305 posts	0 Derby Tup I heard the world paper tearing champion has died. RIP