Joke of the day........

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Muttley Apr 2022 1:51pm, 28 Apr 2022 1,532 posts	0 Muttley The Speaker of the House of Commons has said that if he is identified, the MP who was watching porn in the chamber should have the whip removed. But not the butt plug. Nobody wants to take that away.
Muttley Apr 2022 10:50pm, 28 Apr 2022 1,533 posts	0 Muttley I am not allowed to name him, but I can confirm that he has just splashed out on a new phone.
JRitchie Apr 2022 9:25am, 29 Apr 2022 3,082 posts	0 JRitchie Should we now consider this MPs to be a hardened criminal?
Muttley Apr 2022 12:36pm, 29 Apr 2022 1,534 posts	0 Muttley You mean, an upstanding member?
Jason1969 Apr 2022 12:41pm, 29 Apr 2022 12,922 posts	0 Jason1969 Revenge is a dish best served cold. Revenge is sweet. Therefore, revenge is ice cream.
mr d Apr 2022 11:28am, 30 Apr 2022 5,755 posts	0 mr d Neil Parish MP says it's a misunderstanding and he was preparing for a "big election".
AndyS May 2022 7:55am, 1 May 2022 1,238 posts	0 AndyS The recent spike in serious crime has been blamed on Schrödinger's Cat. He is wanted dead and alive.
richmac May 2022 8:27am, 1 May 2022 18,522 posts	0 richmac Neil Parish is pleading with the media not to judge him to harshly, after all he says he only watched the trailer.
Muttley May 2022 9:13am, 1 May 2022 1,537 posts	0 Muttley The site he wanted to view was Cornhub.
richmac May 2022 9:42am, 1 May 2022 18,523 posts	0 richmac Apparently he meant to search 'a hard threshing '

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