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JRitchie May 2022 7:24pm, 4 May 2022 3,094 posts	Quote Pin JRitchie I now costs £1 at the garage to blow up you car tyres. It used to be 20p. Well that’s inflation for you.
Jock Itch May 2022 1:55pm, 5 May 2022 13,651 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Just found out my dad left me a country house in his will. I have no idea where Bugger Hall is, so I'm off to Google it now!
JRitchie May 2022 6:05pm, 5 May 2022 3,100 posts	Quote Pin JRitchie It could be near Fek Hall which is in my estate.
swittle May 2022 8:19pm, 5 May 2022 86,444 posts	Quote Pin swittle [Didn't Dylan Thomas corner the market in this type of joke, with LLaregub?]
Maclennane May 2022 11:28pm, 5 May 2022 28,650 posts	Quote Pin Maclennane Faccombe Hall is just up the road from here
Sigh May 2022 8:22am, 7 May 2022 13,757 posts	Quote Pin Sigh A friend suggested I put horse manure on my strawberries. I've tried it. I'm going back to whipped cream.
Jason1969 May 2022 11:03am, 7 May 2022 12,923 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 Terry Pratchett had a place called Llamedos.
swittle May 2022 11:04am, 7 May 2022 86,481 posts	Quote Pin swittle ^
Mushroom May 2022 9:47am, 8 May 2022 2,304 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom I don't mean to sound big-headed, but I can't get my jumper off..
Mushroom May 2022 9:52am, 8 May 2022 2,305 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom I've been learning how to guess the weight of dogs. I picked up a few pointers yesterday.