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Mushroom May 2022 10:01am, 8 May 2022 2,306 posts	0 Mushroom I've just used the vcuum clener on my keybord. Brillint.
Silent Runner May 2022 10:48am, 8 May 2022 724 posts	0 Silent Runner I’ll give you an ‘A’ for that last joke, Mushroom.
Steve NordRunner May 2022 4:53pm, 8 May 2022 1,582 posts	0 Steve NordRunner Honestly? My US model sucks ss.
Diogenes May 2022 4:28pm, 9 May 2022 69,544 posts	0 Diogenes I accidentally started driving home from work wearing my reading glasses. I was half way through chapter three before I realised.
AndyS May 2022 6:31pm, 9 May 2022 1,268 posts	0 AndyS Fun fact: In standard English, nothing begins with an 'n' and ends with a 'g'.
Mr. K. May 2022 9:08pm, 10 May 2022 3,728 posts	0 Mr. K. Somebody just threw a jar of mayonnaise at me. I was like: “What the Hellman!”
richmac May 2022 10:09pm, 10 May 2022 18,615 posts	0 richmac I was caught in a vat of sweet vegetable preserve. I thought 'well this is a pickle'
Binks May 2022 10:47am, 11 May 2022 8,081 posts	0 Binks Last night Piers Morgan did an interview with the Taliban. Dunno about you but I've now lost all respect for them.
Eynsham Red May 2022 12:24pm, 11 May 2022 8,753 posts	0 Eynsham Red If the Queen is having difficulty getting around could she use a nobility scooter?
XB May 2022 6:58pm, 11 May 2022 14,512 posts	0 XB When I heard the announcement that a cure for dyslexia had been found it was like music to my arse.