Joke of the day........

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Aug 2021
10:44pm, 10 Aug 2021
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Shortcut Cam
My grief counsellor died recently. Fortunately he was so good I didn’t give a shit.
Aug 2021
5:48pm, 11 Aug 2021
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Mountkeen
Ibn the chip shop

Woman behind counter: "Would you like anything on your chips?"

Me: "Does it cost extra?"

Woman: "10 pence"

Me: "All right, I'll have four sausages and aa steak pie."
Aug 2021
7:42pm, 11 Aug 2021
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Sigh
Yorkshire proofreaders.

Fighting the war on t'error.
Aug 2021
7:58pm, 11 Aug 2021
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Rosehip
Aug 2021
8:58pm, 11 Aug 2021
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richmac
Had a bever curry the other night

Like a regular curry

Just a little 'otter
Aug 2021
9:01pm, 11 Aug 2021
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Seratonin
Was it a Tarka Marsala?
Aug 2021
5:13pm, 12 Aug 2021
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Mushroom
A man from Barnsley goes to the vet, who says, "I hear you've got a problem with your cat?"
"Aye, I have" says the man.
"Is it a Tom?" asks the vet.
"No", replies the man, "I brought it wi' me."
Aug 2021
5:35pm, 12 Aug 2021
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richmac
lol

Man from Barnsley walks into a gelato shop

"I want some arse cream"

"may I suggest a chemist?"
Aug 2021
6:29pm, 12 Aug 2021
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JRitchie
Ten Scottish cows in a field. Which one goes to the Middle East?

Coo Eight.
Aug 2021
8:18pm, 12 Aug 2021
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K5 Gus
Ten Scottish cows in a field. Which one is on holiday ?

The one with the wee calf

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