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Shortcut Cam Aug 2021 10:44pm, 10 Aug 2021 1,589 posts	Quote Pin Shortcut Cam My grief counsellor died recently. Fortunately he was so good I didn’t give a shit.
Mountkeen Aug 2021 5:48pm, 11 Aug 2021 474 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen Ibn the chip shop Woman behind counter: "Would you like anything on your chips?" Me: "Does it cost extra?" Woman: "10 pence" Me: "All right, I'll have four sausages and aa steak pie."
Sigh Aug 2021 7:42pm, 11 Aug 2021 9,990 posts	Quote Pin Sigh Yorkshire proofreaders. Fighting the war on t'error.
Rosehip Aug 2021 7:58pm, 11 Aug 2021 22,083 posts	Quote Pin Rosehip
richmac Aug 2021 8:58pm, 11 Aug 2021 16,390 posts	Quote Pin richmac Had a bever curry the other night Like a regular curry Just a little 'otter
Seratonin Aug 2021 9:01pm, 11 Aug 2021 35,223 posts	Quote Pin Seratonin Was it a Tarka Marsala?
Mushroom Aug 2021 5:13pm, 12 Aug 2021 1,797 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom A man from Barnsley goes to the vet, who says, "I hear you've got a problem with your cat?" "Aye, I have" says the man. "Is it a Tom?" asks the vet. "No", replies the man, "I brought it wi' me."
richmac Aug 2021 5:35pm, 12 Aug 2021 16,394 posts	Quote Pin richmac lol Man from Barnsley walks into a gelato shop "I want some arse cream" "may I suggest a chemist?"
JRitchie Aug 2021 6:29pm, 12 Aug 2021 2,549 posts	Quote Pin JRitchie Ten Scottish cows in a field. Which one goes to the Middle East? Coo Eight.
K5 Gus Aug 2021 8:18pm, 12 Aug 2021 4,598 posts	Quote Pin K5 Gus Ten Scottish cows in a field. Which one is on holiday ? The one with the wee calf