Aug 2021
10:44pm, 10 Aug 2021
1,589 posts
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Shortcut Cam
My grief counsellor died recently. Fortunately he was so good I didn’t give a shit.
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Aug 2021
5:48pm, 11 Aug 2021
474 posts
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Mountkeen
Ibn the chip shop
Woman behind counter: "Would you like anything on your chips?"
Me: "Does it cost extra?"
Woman: "10 pence"
Me: "All right, I'll have four sausages and aa steak pie."
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Aug 2021
7:42pm, 11 Aug 2021
9,990 posts
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Sigh
Yorkshire proofreaders.
Fighting the war on t'error.
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Aug 2021
7:58pm, 11 Aug 2021
22,083 posts
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Rosehip
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Aug 2021
8:58pm, 11 Aug 2021
16,390 posts
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richmac
Had a bever curry the other night
Like a regular curry
Just a little 'otter
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Aug 2021
9:01pm, 11 Aug 2021
35,223 posts
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Seratonin
Was it a Tarka Marsala?
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Aug 2021
5:13pm, 12 Aug 2021
1,797 posts
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Mushroom
A man from Barnsley goes to the vet, who says, "I hear you've got a problem with your cat?" "Aye, I have" says the man. "Is it a Tom?" asks the vet. "No", replies the man, "I brought it wi' me."
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Aug 2021
5:35pm, 12 Aug 2021
16,394 posts
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richmac
lol
Man from Barnsley walks into a gelato shop
"I want some arse cream"
"may I suggest a chemist?"
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Aug 2021
6:29pm, 12 Aug 2021
2,549 posts
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JRitchie
Ten Scottish cows in a field. Which one goes to the Middle East?
Coo Eight.
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Aug 2021
8:18pm, 12 Aug 2021
4,598 posts
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K5 Gus
Ten Scottish cows in a field. Which one is on holiday ?
The one with the wee calf
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