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Sigh Aug 2021 9:00pm, 13 Aug 2021 10,021 posts	Quote Pin Sigh My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed party, so I invited all her friends over and made them clean my house.
Dillthedog Aug 2021 9:23pm, 13 Aug 2021 4,207 posts	Quote Pin Dillthedog I was up all night playing 80s tunes quite loud My neighbour banged on the wall shouting "can we have a little respect".. Wow i thought an Erasure fan ..cool
Jason1969 Aug 2021 7:01pm, 15 Aug 2021 12,871 posts	Quote Pin Jason1969 It's been 58 years since the Great Train Robbery. To celebrate I went to the station and bought a coffee for £5.50
Jock Itch Aug 2021 8:00am, 16 Aug 2021 13,541 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Jus got out of hospital having a mole removed from my knob. It's ok though, the RSPCA have decided not to prosecute.
Sigh Aug 2021 7:43pm, 17 Aug 2021 10,030 posts	Quote Pin Sigh Twinned with Figurine Panini
AndyS Aug 2021 10:31am, 18 Aug 2021 439 posts	Quote Pin AndyS The guy who invented the Ferris Wheel never met the guy who invented the Carousel. It turns out they worked in different circles.
JRitchie Aug 2021 12:19pm, 18 Aug 2021 2,557 posts	Quote Pin JRitchie RIP Sean Lock - I'm sure some of his content has been put on here. Really funny guy.
Dooogs Aug 2021 12:23pm, 18 Aug 2021 7,081 posts	Quote Pin Dooogs RIP - I didn't realise he was ill. A lot of nice tributes online this morning.
Sigh Aug 2021 8:53am, 19 Aug 2021 10,034 posts	Quote Pin Sigh The sum of Cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the Carrot divided by the Mayonnaise. That's Coles Law.
Mountkeen Aug 2021 9:37am, 19 Aug 2021 475 posts	Quote Pin Mountkeen A photographer was crushed to death by a huge block of cheddar. Everybody tried to warn him.