Joke of the day........

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Sigh Aug 2021 9:00pm, 13 Aug 2021 10,021 posts	0 Sigh My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed party, so I invited all her friends over and made them clean my house.
Dillthedog Aug 2021 9:23pm, 13 Aug 2021 4,207 posts	0 Dillthedog I was up all night playing 80s tunes quite loud My neighbour banged on the wall shouting "can we have a little respect".. Wow i thought an Erasure fan ..cool
Jason1969 Aug 2021 7:01pm, 15 Aug 2021 12,871 posts	0 Jason1969 It's been 58 years since the Great Train Robbery. To celebrate I went to the station and bought a coffee for £5.50
Jock Itch Aug 2021 8:00am, 16 Aug 2021 13,541 posts	0 Jock Itch Jus got out of hospital having a mole removed from my knob. It's ok though, the RSPCA have decided not to prosecute.
Sigh Aug 2021 7:43pm, 17 Aug 2021 10,030 posts	0 Sigh Twinned with Figurine Panini
AndyS Aug 2021 10:31am, 18 Aug 2021 439 posts	0 AndyS The guy who invented the Ferris Wheel never met the guy who invented the Carousel. It turns out they worked in different circles.
JRitchie Aug 2021 12:19pm, 18 Aug 2021 2,557 posts	0 JRitchie RIP Sean Lock - I'm sure some of his content has been put on here. Really funny guy.
Dooogs Aug 2021 12:23pm, 18 Aug 2021 7,081 posts	0 Dooogs RIP - I didn't realise he was ill. A lot of nice tributes online this morning.
Sigh Aug 2021 8:53am, 19 Aug 2021 10,034 posts	0 Sigh The sum of Cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the Carrot divided by the Mayonnaise. That's Coles Law.
Mountkeen Aug 2021 9:37am, 19 Aug 2021 475 posts	0 Mountkeen A photographer was crushed to death by a huge block of cheddar. Everybody tried to warn him.