Joke of the day........

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gcwenn Aug 2021 6:08pm, 9 Aug 2021 3,620 posts	0 gcwenn I have learnt two things today.1. Always out holes in a box if you are going to put an animal in said box. 2. Take the animal out before you drill the holes
Sigh Aug 2021 9:32pm, 9 Aug 2021 9,965 posts	0 Sigh
gcwenn Aug 2021 9:41pm, 9 Aug 2021 3,621 posts	0 gcwenn Being addicted to helium is terrible. Nobody takes you seriously when you shout for help
Eynsham Red Aug 2021 9:51pm, 9 Aug 2021 7,836 posts	0 Eynsham Red [Sigh. One my running buddies has the surname Marks, and being speedy chap, we often refer to him as Onya]
Muttley Aug 2021 10:32pm, 9 Aug 2021 1,191 posts	0 Muttley In a similar vein, the politician Ed Balls has a sister, called Ophelia.
ftrobbie Aug 2021 9:24am, 10 Aug 2021 337 posts	0 ftrobbie Robson Green has lesser known twin sisters Holly Theresa and Olive Theresa.
Eynsham Red Aug 2021 9:44am, 10 Aug 2021 7,838 posts	0 Eynsham Red He also has a sister called Fanny who was know for wearing very short skirts to school. One morning at a school assembly the head teacher asked a colleague, “is that Fanny Green?” His colleague replied, “No, I think it’s a trick of the light”.
Old Croc Aug 2021 10:04am, 10 Aug 2021 33,612 posts	0 Old Croc I actually knew a woman called Theresa Green
Sigh Aug 2021 2:13pm, 10 Aug 2021 9,970 posts	0 Sigh
Mushroom Aug 2021 10:04pm, 10 Aug 2021 1,789 posts	0 Mushroom Polce have toay sa they are nvestgatng a strng of ID thefts..