Joke of the day........

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Diogenes Aug 2021 10:25pm, 2 Aug 2021 61,732 posts	0 Diogenes Not for long, I’d wager.
daz1927 Aug 2021 6:47am, 3 Aug 2021 6,023 posts	0 daz1927 If you are wondering why the Government are offering a free kebab in return for vaccine uptake, it’s because offering a Chinese would have looked like they were taking the piss😉🍺🚬
daz1927 Aug 2021 6:48am, 3 Aug 2021 6,024 posts	0 daz1927 Those of you who test yourself even though you have no symptoms, do you go to the cemetery to see if you're dead?
daz1927 Aug 2021 6:59am, 3 Aug 2021 6,025 posts	0 daz1927
Jock Itch Aug 2021 8:34pm, 3 Aug 2021 13,539 posts	0 Jock Itch For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour. Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.
Shortcut Cam Aug 2021 9:56pm, 3 Aug 2021 1,587 posts	0 Shortcut Cam Doctor: can we talk about your weight? Patient: yes, it was 20 minutes but I didn’t break a chair this time
Shortcut Cam Aug 2021 9:58pm, 3 Aug 2021 1,588 posts	0 Shortcut Cam I went to a psychic, knocked on her door. She asked “who is it?” So I left
JRitchie Aug 2021 1:59pm, 4 Aug 2021 2,527 posts	0 JRitchie
JRitchie Aug 2021 2:00pm, 4 Aug 2021 2,528 posts	0 JRitchie I wrote that in invisible ink. It was very funny.
colindglen Aug 2021 2:40pm, 4 Aug 2021 2,038 posts	0 colindglen I can see what you mean