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Diogenes Aug 2021 10:25pm, 2 Aug 2021 61,732 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes Not for long, I’d wager.
daz1927 Aug 2021 6:47am, 3 Aug 2021 6,023 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 If you are wondering why the Government are offering a free kebab in return for vaccine uptake, it’s because offering a Chinese would have looked like they were taking the piss😉🍺🚬
daz1927 Aug 2021 6:48am, 3 Aug 2021 6,024 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 Those of you who test yourself even though you have no symptoms, do you go to the cemetery to see if you're dead?
daz1927 Aug 2021 6:59am, 3 Aug 2021 6,025 posts	Quote Pin daz1927
Jock Itch Aug 2021 8:34pm, 3 Aug 2021 13,539 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour. Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.
Shortcut Cam Aug 2021 9:56pm, 3 Aug 2021 1,587 posts	Quote Pin Shortcut Cam Doctor: can we talk about your weight? Patient: yes, it was 20 minutes but I didn’t break a chair this time
Shortcut Cam Aug 2021 9:58pm, 3 Aug 2021 1,588 posts	Quote Pin Shortcut Cam I went to a psychic, knocked on her door. She asked “who is it?” So I left
JRitchie Aug 2021 1:59pm, 4 Aug 2021 2,527 posts	Quote Pin JRitchie
JRitchie Aug 2021 2:00pm, 4 Aug 2021 2,528 posts	Quote Pin JRitchie I wrote that in invisible ink. It was very funny.
colindglen Aug 2021 2:40pm, 4 Aug 2021 2,038 posts	Quote Pin colindglen I can see what you mean