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Aug 2021
3:39pm, 1 Aug 2021
12,868 posts
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Jason1969
I bought some chops. They were labelled "reared in Wales"
I thought that was just a racist stereotype.
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Aug 2021
10:14am, 2 Aug 2021
473 posts
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Mountkeen
I can't wait for the Olympics to end and we all get back to the umpteenth repeat of "Homes under the Hammer".
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Aug 2021
6:33pm, 2 Aug 2021
6,016 posts
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daz1927
I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink.
Now I'm sitting in ER waiting to be seen.
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Aug 2021
6:45pm, 2 Aug 2021
6,017 posts
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daz1927
I just saw a burglar kicking his own door in. I asked him what he was doing, and he said he was working from home.
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Aug 2021
6:49pm, 2 Aug 2021
6,018 posts
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daz1927
Transgender weightlifter Laurel Hubbard is out of the Olympics.
She failed to produce a valid snatch.
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Aug 2021
6:52pm, 2 Aug 2021
6,019 posts
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daz1927
"We never had a TV in the family when I was younger," said my granddad.
"Well, you have now gramps," I said as I adjusted my dress.
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Aug 2021
7:00pm, 2 Aug 2021
6,020 posts
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daz1927
Thought for the day
I saw a young blind man walking, with his guide dog, along the street yesterday and I thought to myself ‘poor guy, he can’t watch porn videos’, I felt really sorry for him. Wouldn’t it be great if he could use Braille to access porn on the internet.
It was then that today’s thought of the day sprang to mind.
There is a Braille version of porn, it’s called sex.
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Aug 2021
7:02pm, 2 Aug 2021
6,021 posts
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daz1927
Doctor : "I'm afraid you've got a lump."
Me : "I'm sorry Doctor, I've just always found you attractive."
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Aug 2021
8:49pm, 2 Aug 2021
6,022 posts
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daz1927
If you really have made your mind up that you are going to get the vaccine, I would suggest you hold off for just a little bit longer...
Rumour has it that they will be offering a Prada handbag and a Porsche with every jab by September.
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Aug 2021
10:16pm, 2 Aug 2021
13,538 posts
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Jock Itch
Daz out on bail again.
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Mundane Joke Thread
Nov 2021